A true man story

So after working 9am-3pm (field work with customers having a bad day)
I was on my way back to Walla Walla, it was an hour drive.
So I stopped by my usual gas station with a regular store
I felt sleepy so I decided to sleep in the van for 20minutes, 40c sa labas so todo aircon( 100F so my aircon was on maximum while I doze off)


(Ayun) after I woke up
Naiihi ako(I felt the urge to pee)

So I went to the toilet…weeweeeeee

So I noticed a regular stream of urine

Suddenly my stream of urine got divided in two(urine all over the floor)…..kala ko nasira yun titi ko(I thought my penis got defective)

Yun pala tshirt ko sumabit(unfortunately my shirt was covering the stream)
ayun basa pants ko (pants got wet as well)

cleaned up like a boss!

Just a true LOL man story